when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.



it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

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during group projects


why he lick me


why he lick me

NYC (You Have to Be Here) - an original song by Kirstyn Hippe


I am absolutely in love with Zachary Piona.


me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

What is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?
"Don’t be an idiot." Changed my life.